Witty’s Guide to DC’s Food Trucks

The best part of working downtown is getting to revel in DC’s almost over-booming food truck scene. Every food niche has a home aboard one of the many, many trucks, so lunch is never boring. People who aren’t familiar with them sometimes think it’s gross to eat food from a truck, and while some are nasty, the majority of them are incredibly delicious and even gourmet. I’ve done some serious truck testing, and now, you don’t have to. Use this guide when you’re hungry for a reliably delicious and quick meal.

Pepe– A (photo above)

Pepe is a Spanish sandwich truck by José Andrés, one of DC’s best chefs. My favorite sandwich is the Futbol Club Barcelona, which has chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, shallots, and a deliciously flavorful mayo. The best part of Pepe’s sandwiches is unquestionably the crispy and chewy bread. The quality and taste of Pepe’s food is also extremely consistent from visit to visit. When you buy this sandwich, there is no chance you’ll wait to eat it until you’re back in the office.

What the Pho?– A

When I am in the mood for a lighter lunch, I seek out What the Pho? Their pho, a Vietnamese noodle soup that they serve with a side baggie of bean sprouts, lime, and jalapeno, is so flavorful and delicious. I order my pho with beef, and the meat is thinly sliced, tender, and tasty. My only complaint about this pho is that it doesn’t come with enough beef! The generous serving of bean sprouts mostly makes up for it though. And as for the consistency of the soup from visit to visit, What the Pho? is on point.

Basil Thyme– A

Basil Thyme serves delicious lasagnas with a side of salad, and it is a wonderful stop when you’re looking for a cheesy and comforting meal. New variations of lasagna are frequently added to the menu, but I like the Catena, which has chicken and spinach. Tasty.

Cathy’s Bistro/Yellow Tin/Yellow Vendor– B

I still have no clue what this truck’s name is, but I do know that its bibimbap is pretty good. The chicken is high-quality and full of flavor, and it is tossed in a spicy sauce. The meat gets piled on top of rice, carrots, bean sprouts, other veggies, and it can even come with an egg. This bibimbap is so large that I can usually eat it for two lunches.

Fire & Rice– C

Despite Fire & Rice’s cute name and trendy style, I wouldn’t eat their bibimbap again. It is not as good as the bibimbap from Cathy’s Bistro, and the spicy sauce is too gelatinous for my liking.

Fojol Bros. Volthai– B

Fojol Bros. runs three of DC’s most famous food trucks, and they’re famous for a good reason. Their food is delicious, and their style is unique! Volathai serves tasty Thai food. The curries are delicious, but the noodles are underwhelming. The consistency of the food isn’t always on point, but when it’s good, it’s really good. I crave the green curry.

Carnivore BBQ– B

This truck doles out the messiest, meatiest sandwiches I’ve ever encountered. The smoked chicken sandwiches are  loaded with very tender, large pieces of spicy meat. Make sure you have napkins and a fork if you’re going to eat this one.

Red Hook Lobster Pound– A

Everyone was crazed over the lobster roll truck last year. The lobster rolls are packed with big chunks of lobster meat, the bread is nicely crisped, and they come with a pickle! The Maine-style lobster is cold and tossed with mayo, and I think it could be better. The Connecticut-style lobster, however, is perfection. It is served warm and poached in butter. Butter drips down your face and off of your elbows, so eat this one in private.

DC Crêpes– B

The savory crêpes from DC crêpes are pretty nice. They have good flavor, and despite seeing the fillings get heated in a microwave, I like them. Also, the crêpe batter is seasoned with herbs, so even that usually-blank canvas packs a punch. The crêpes are served in a unique cardboard holder that helps keep the crepe together, but once you nibble the top off, it can be hard to get at the rest. And trust me, you’ll want to.

Fojol Bros. Merlindia– A

Fojol Bros.’ Merlindia food truck serves some great Indian curries. Their butter chicken is reliably good, and the meat is beyond tender. This is the first butter chicken I have had with such tender meat, and it’s a nice touch. I also really love their pumpkin, but it’s not on the menu with nearly enough frequency for my liking.  The chick peas are cooked nicely, but they taste more like they are cooked in an Italian sauce rather than an Indian one.  Stick to my chana masala instead 🙂

Chef Driven– B

Chef Driven is a unique food truck because almost the entire menu changes weekly depending on what ingredients are fresh (steak frites are the only constant), and from my observations, there is only one man on board cooking for everyone. That means your food could take a little while to be prepared, but it’s worth the wait. I enjoyed their butternut squash and shrimp risotto, but… mine is better 🙂

Phillies Phamous– C

The newest trend on the DC food truck scene is CHEESESTEAKS! I was so excited because I have NEVER gotten a decent cheesesteak outside of Philadelphia. I had high hopes for this truck because it uses the same brand of rolls that Geno’s uses. The taste of this cheesesteak was pretty good, and the meat was not fatty and of good quality. But everything was TOO SMALL. The meat was chopped too small, the tomatoes were diced, the onions were shredded, and even my sandwich was cut into quarters. Why?! The steak sandwich very messy and difficult to eat. I have also never seen a cheesesteak served in a styrofoam container before. They have potential, but there is room to improve.

Takorean– A

Takorean is a great food truck. I am not a huge fan of soft corn tortillas, which they use for their tacos, but I love their taco bowls. Both the beef and chicken are so flavorful and tender, and the toppings are delicious. The bowl also comes with a ton of food!

Sate– F

Sadly, my meal from Sate is one of the worst meals I’ve ever been served. The vegetables were canned, I couldn’t be sure that the meat was fresh, the salad was salty, and everything was covered in a sauce that smelled, quite literally, like ass.

If you’re in DC and looking for a food truck near you, my favorite resource is food truck fiesta. Let me know what your favorites are- I’d love to give them a try and include them on this living guide.

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Pesto Parmesan Palmiers

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One of my favorite parts of any party is getting to nosh on different appetizers. Sometimes, I don’t even require a meal if the appetizers are good enough. If you’re hosting friends, I strongly recommend that you make these savory palmiers to pique your guests’ appetites. They are relatively simple to make if you use store-bought puff pastry, and you can make endless varieties depending on what you put in them. I made these palmiers recently for a Thanksgiving party, and without prior discussion, my very good friend walked in the door with her own big bowl of them! And let me tell you, there is no such thing as savory palmier overload, especially when some of them are stuffed with prosciutto and gruyère!

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To make these palmiers, defrost frozen puff pastry in the refrigerator. One sheet of puff pastry makes about 20 small palmiers. Preheat your oven to 400º F. Lightly flour a cutting board, and roll out the puff pastry until it is thin and rectangular.

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Spread 3 to 4 tablespoons of pesto on the puff pastry using an offset spatula. Then, grate some Parmesan cheese over the puff pastry too. Take one of the longer sides of the rectangle, and roll it inwards until it reaches the halfway point of the puff pastry sheet. Roll the other long side of the rectangle in as well so that the two rolls meet in the middle. Put the rolled pastry in the fridge for about 5 minutes so it chills and is easier to slice.

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Using a sharp knife, slice the puff pastry into 1/2 inch pieces. Don’t worry too much if they don’t look very pretty.

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Place the sliced palmiers onto an ungreased baking sheet about 1 inch apart. If you’re preparing the palmiers ahead of time, you can refrigerate them on the baking sheet and cook them when you’re ready.

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Bake the palmiers for 15 minutes until they are puffed and golden brown, rotating the pan half way through. Allow them to cool slightly and then gobble them up! The palmiers are most delicious when they are eaten warm, but they’re good at room temperature too. I hope these palmiers help make your party a little more festive. Enjoy!

This recipe was adapted from Gourmet.

Shopping list:

  • Frozen puff pastry
  • Pesto- 3 to 4 tablespoons per sheet
  • Parmesan cheese
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Be the Thanksgiving Host with the Most

Are you having trouble sleeping? Do you find yourself lying awake in bed obsessing over appetizers and guest counts? (I know my Stella puppy is. She’s been working like a dog!)

Given our proximity to Thanksgiving and other upcoming celebrations, I diagnose you as a very attentive soon-to-be host, and I have just the remedy you need. A well-planned menu and a strategic plan of attack will help relieve your stress, and allow you to enjoy your own hospitality as much as I’m sure your guests will.

If you’re planning your meal around an essential ingredient, like a turkey on Thanksgiving, reduce your stress by procuring or reserving that ingredient early. You don’t want to be like me. Last Passover, I was running around, trying and failing to find a brisket. I made the same mistake a few holidays prior when I couldn’t find a rotisserie chicken, and didn’t yet know how to cook my own. PANIC!

You should also have a back-up plan for what you will serve in case you can’t get your ingredient. No whole turkey? Try for turkey breasts or legs instead. None of those? Opt for a ham or a nice roast.

Now that you’ve avoided what I consider to be the number one catastrophe, plan and execute the rest of your menu. Choose items that can be cooked ahead of time and then can be easily reheated or served at room temperature.

For Thanksgiving, this delicious and stomach-warming pumpkin soup is just the ticket. Make it a day or two in advance, and then set it to simmer on the stove once your guests begin arriving. By the time everyone has finished snacking on small appetizers, the soup will be ready to serve. As for appetizers, a selection of charcuterie and cheeses is ideal, because they should be served at room temperature and you don’t have to make them yourself. Just arrange them nicely, and complement them with roasted nuts or candied chickpeas, crackers and breads, jams, and other condiments. Offer wine and beer, and most should be pleased.

Aside from the turkey (or back-up ham or roast), which should be cooked on the day of your party, there are plenty of side dishes you can prepare ahead of time. I will be bringing these maple-cayenne brussels sprouts with candied walnuts to a Thanksgiving party of 20(!) I will roast the sprouts ahead of time, bring them to the party, then toss them with the maple-cayenne mixture and walnuts before reheating them to keep them from getting too soggy. Any form of mashed potato reheats nicely, or you could prepare personal potato gratin stacks and bake them while people slurp down their delicious soup.

Dessert should be easy, stress-free, and prepared ahead of time. A spread of apple pie, pumpkin cookies, fresh fruit, and maybe a little ice cream is sure to leave your guests full and happy.

Perhaps the most important tip of all is to ask for help when you need it. Chances are your wonderful guests will want to be involved, so ask a few trusted individuals to bring along some elements of the meal or for a hand in the kitchen. But don’t let them help clean your dishes!

Most importantly, let loose and enjoy yourself! As much as we all love Thanksgiving food, even the turkey doesn’t matter when you’re having fun with the friends and family members around your table.

This post is part of BlogHer’s Holiday Parties editorial series, made possible by Cracker Barrel.

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